Away All Boats
by Joseph Pevney
from Good Times Video
Robot Monster
by Phil Tucker
from Image Entertainment
Phil Tucker's Robot Monster has rightfully earned a place in the pantheon of bad movies over the years, and for good reason--it makes anything done by Ed Wood look like an Orson Welles masterpiece. Picture, if you will, a gorilla in a diving helmet (the Ro-Man) who wipes out all of the Earth's population except for one family (the Hu-Mans), whom he terrorizes through the rest of the film. From his headquarters in a Bronson Canyon cave, he communicates with his superiors via World War II surplus radio gear and a Lawrence Welk-style bubble machine, then shambles around the woods looking for his quarry. The plot of this post-holocaust sci-fi nonsense is hardly worth going into past that point, except to say that it's stupendously, staggeringly awful filmmaking. It's even more incredible when you consider that the writers and director undoubtedly believed that they were making a deep, serious, grave statement about the horrors of nuclear war... and wound up with several reels of celluloid flotsam. Any self-respecting fan of bad cinema who hasn't seen this notorious wreck of a movie isn't worth his or her salt. Poor Phil Tucker--when Robot Monster was released, it received such a thorough shellacking that he tried to commit suicide. Tucker failed, though, and went on to make the even less comprehensible Broadway Jungle and the marginally better Cape Canaveral Monsters. --Jerry Renshaw
Incredible! Unbelievable! Told the untamed way! Ro-Man, a sex-starved robot monster (dressed in gorilla suit and diving helmet), has destroyed all of humanity with the exception of a small band of survivors. It's up to these last brave souls to re-populate the human race and to destroy the mighty Ro-Man and his commander, The Great Guidance. A Golden Turkey Award winner!
Movie Bad Girls (Sins of Jezebel / Queen of the Amazons)
by Reginald Le Borg
from Vci Video
Sins of Jezebel: In 9th Century, B.C., in the city of Jezreel, the prophet Elijah warns Ahab, the King of Israel, against marrying Jezebel the beautiful but evil Phoenician. A series of biblical disasters befall everyone who crosses the path with one of the Old Testament's original sinners! Queen of the Amazons: A woman searches the Amazon jungle for her missing fiancé. The problem is not that she finds her husband alive and well, but that he has fallen in love with "Zeeda," the Amazon Queen! Transferred from the original British release 35mm nitrate negative. Bonus Features: Scene Selection| Trailers| Advertising Gallery| Bios| Written Article by Robert L Lippert Jr| Biography of Robert L Lippert Jr| Trivia. Specs; DVD9; Dolby Digital; 128 minutes; Color / B&W; 1.85:1 / 1.33:1 Aspect Ratio; MPAA - NR; Year - 1953, 1951; SRP - $14.99.
Plan 9 From Outer Space/Robot Monster
by Phil Tucker
from Image Entertainment
Two of the most beloved bad movies of all time together at last! In the Ed Wood's magnum opus Plan 9 from Outer Space gasp at string-powered flying saucers aliens in skating skirts a postmortem Bela Lugosi and scream queen Vampira! And if you dare meet Robot Monster a love-starved gorilla in a diving helmet menacing the last handful of human survivors on the planet. We are not responsible for your sanity!Format: DVD MOVIE Genre: SCI-FI/FANTASY Rating: NR UPC: 014381215823 Manufacturer No: ID2158CODVD
Carnival Story
by Kurt Neumann
from Miracle Pictures
The classic story of an ambitious German girl (Anne Baxter) who joins a traveling carnival and eventually becomes a high-wire superstar. A dramatic love triangle follows when she unknowingly captures the hearts of two circus performers who vie for her attention. Directed by Kurt Newman (THE FLY - 1958).
Carnival Story
Robot Monster (1953)
by Phil Tucker
from Synergy Ent
The Robot Monster has been sent to Earth as the advance party of an impending invasion. Ordered by The Great One to capture several humans, the Robot Monster becomes confused once it learns more about humans.
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