Mrs. Winterbourne
by Richard Benjamin
from Sony Pictures
A train wrecks & she wakes up in the hosptial to find out that its been assumed that shes patricia. Hughs mother takes her in and she falls in love with hughs brother bill. Just when she thinks everything is going her way her ex-boyfriend shows up. Studio: Sony Pictures Home Ent Release Date: 03/23/2004 Starring: Brendan Fraser Ricki Lake Run time: 106 minutes Rating: Pg13 Director: Richard Benjamin
Blues Brothers 2000
by John Landis
from Universal Studios
Eighteen years after the blues brothers original mission form god elwood blues is out of prison and on a whole new mission to reassemble the band restore the family ties and set a wayward orphan on the path to redemption. Includes making of featurette featuring interviews with the director stars & band. Studio: Uni Dist Corp. (mca) Release Date: 10/24/2006 Starring: Dan Aykroyd Joe Morton Run time: 124 minutes Rating: Pg13 Director: John Landis
It's hard to ignore the sad and conspicuous absence of the late John Belushi, but this long-delayed sequel to 1980's The Blues Brothers still has Dan Aykroyd--as Chicago bad boy and blues rocker Elwood Blues--to keep the music alive. Once again, Elwood's trying to reunite the original Blues Brothers Band, and this time he's got a strip-joint bartender (John Goodman) and a 10-year-old orphan named Buster (J. Evan Bonifant) joining him at center stage. Believing that Elwood has kidnapped the kid, the cops are hot on his trail as the reunited band hits the road for the Battle of the Bands in Louisiana and the All-Star Blues Jam that ends the movie in a rockin' blaze of glory. It's a shameless clone of the first film, and nobody--especially not Aykroyd or director John Landis--seems to care that the story's not nearly as fun as the music that's used to stretch it out. Of course there's a seemingly endless parade of stunts, including a nonstop pileup of police cars that's hilariously absurd, but what really matters here--indeed, the movie's only saving grace--is the great lineup of legendary blues musicians. Aretha Franklin, James Brown, Junior Wells, Eric Clapton, B.B. King, Jonny Lang, Eddie Floyd, and Blues Traveler are among the many special guests assembled for the film, and their stellar presence makes you wonder if the revived Blues Brothers shouldn't remain an obscure opening act. The collector's edition DVD includes production photos, the theatrical trailers, and a behind-the-scenes featurette about the making of the film including interviews with the principal cast. --Jeff Shannon
Superstar
by Bruce McCulloch
from Paramount Home Video
Follows the hilarious adventures of klutzy schoolgirl mary katherine gallagher as she pursues her dream of the perfect kiss and superstardom. Studio: Paramount Home Video Release Date: 01/04/2005 Starring: Molly Shannon Will Ferrell Run time: 82 minutes Rating: Pg13 Director: Bruce Mcculloch
Molly Shannon, the latest Saturday Night Live comic to have a movie built around her, isn't exactly funny--in fact, she's a little unsettling. Her creation, the neurotic Catholic schoolgirl Mary Katherine Gallagher, invites laughter because she's a little too close to the bone for anyone who grew up feeling ugly and unloved, which is a lot of people. Mary lives with her grandmother (Glynis Johns), who insists that Mary study business. Mary herself yearns to be famous and admired, though for what isn't exactly clear; she envisions some vague combination of singing, dancing, and acting that will make her a superstar. A talent show promises to be her ticket to stardom (the winning prize is a role in "a movie with positive moral values"), and she won't let her loser status or any hostile cheerleaders stand in her way. Meanwhile, Mary acts out dating fantasies with trees and signposts, envisions the school lunch room bursting into a Fame-like dance number, and longs for the biggest jock in school. What makes Superstar more than just a collection of bad high school memories is that, though the formulaic plot redeems Mary, the movie as a whole isn't so sure. Mary completely loses herself in her obsessive fantasies--many inspired by cheesy made-for-TV movies--but there's always someone watching, aghast, as Mary acts out her inner thoughts. Is she misunderstood or freakish? Superstar never commits to one side or the other, which makes it both comic and uncomfortable. --Bret Fetzer
The Red Green Show - 1997 Season
from Acorn Media
The long-running Canadian comedy series is in top form on The Red Green Show: 1997 Season, representing the 7th year the Possum Lodge's resident handyman, Red Green (Steve Smith), shares his wisdom and dubious skills with duct tape and junkyard flotsam. Affectionately vexed by nebbish nephew Harold Green (Patrick McKenna), who never stops goading Red into dreaming bigger dreams for The Red Green Show, the greying host celebrates the sale of his series to Swiss television (though he isn't sure if Switzerland and Sweden are one and the same), organizes a local version of Pamploma's "Running of the Bulls" (though he's only got one healthy bull available), and shares advice on how to keep one's grown-up grandchildren attentive and loving (by making them think there's a sizable inheritance coming their way--which there isn't).
On the creative front, Red demonstrates how to make one's own version of an Airstream trailer out of discarded appliance parts and an aluminum boat. Red also uses massive quantities of duct tape to turn two beat-up cars into, uh, one very large, beat-up car, and he transforms an old police car into a zebra-striped, personal emergency vehicle. Meanwhile, speculation runs high at the lodge about the identity of a mystery celebrity who's buying a cabin in the neighborhood, and Harold acquires two tubas in hopes that Red will learn to play it with him. As always, The Red Green Show is both absurd and sweet in its effort to promote manly virtues among clueless men. Smith and McKenna, as always, are a real hoot. --Tom Keogh
Seven years into its 15-year run, The Red Green Show was just hitting its stride, or was that the fan? Anyway, this complete season of the public television comedy hit features some of the show's greatest moments. It was the year Red made the double-wide limo in Handyman Corner and the year the Repair Shop opened with its motto: "If it ain't broke, you're not trying." It was also the year the lodge members first uttered their solemn prayer: "I'm a man, but I can change if I have to, I guess."
Join Red, Harold, and all the guys at Possum Lodge for a year's worth of doing what men do when women aren't aroundand some things that are even worse. "The funniest thing to hit public television since Monty Python's Flying Circus"The Milwaukee Journal.
The Episodes:
Running of the BullsThe guys at Possum Lodge stage a wild race.
Swiss It UpRed and Harold sell the show to Switzerland.
The ImplosionA fundraiser for the Historical Society goes awry.
Adopt-a-HighwayPossum Lodge adopts a challenging stretch of highway.
The Strange RangerRanger Gord goes missing from his tower.
Big Guy, Little GuyRed joins a Big Brothers club just for the soapbox derby.
The MovieRed and Harold make a feature film on Super 8 MOS.
ExpropriationRed speculates in real estate after a new highway is announced.
The Stool PigeonsHarold creates an informer's club to snitch on criminals.
CelebrityWerner Klemperer buys a cottage in the Possum Lake area.
Let Me Count the WaysThe men fix up their cabins for their wives' visit to the lake.
Pardi GrasPossum Lodge inherits 137 tubas and the guys decide to have a parade.
The Splinter LodgeSome of the men rebel against Red's leadership.
The Good Old Hockey GameThe men argue for hockey and against curling.
Step OutsideRed encourages Harold to stand up and fight for himself.
The Town MallUsing the sewers, the men turn downtown into a mall.
The Winter CarnivalThe men stage a carnival to entertain their wives.
The Red Green Show - 2000 Season
from Acorn Media
Studio: Acorn Media Release Date: 09/16/2008
Life goes on at Possum Lodge, even with the absence of Red's beloved if goofy nephew, Harold (Patrick McKenna), a longtime fixture on The Red Green Show. Harold does make an appearance in the Christmas episode of the The Red Green Show: 2000 Season, trading barely-camouflaged insults with his uncle Red (Steve Smith), whose handyman section of the holiday program ingeniously (if nauseatingly) demonstrates how to cook an entire turkey dinner under the hood of one's car while driving. Red's questionable resourcefulness rears itself again and again throughout the season, including such memorable events as turning a hot water heater, skis and a lot of duct tape into a snowmobile; repurposing a lot of plastic bottles, palettes and an old, revolving door into a riverboat; and converting old playground equipment into a log splitter. Red's excitable Possum Lodge mates Dalton (Bob Bainborough), who looks like some Dickensian character of genteel poverty, and the weird Mike (Wayne Robson) get deeply involved in an ugly sausage-making competition, discuss the pros and cons of time travel (Red's choice would be to go back in time and prevent the conversation), and look forward to taking Toronto's garbage off that city's hands. (They're sure they can find a lot of stuff in Toronto's trash worth keeping.)
The usual Red Green Show rituals are intact: the weekly word game that contestants never intentionally win; Red's advice to middle-age guys about relationships, keeping junk, and the differences between men and women when it comes to shopping. There are also time-saving tips (how to use the wagging tail of a hungry dog to wash a car, for instance), and much else. Season highlights include Red's effort to catch a lunar eclipse with Mike and Dalton, visits with the half-mad Ranger Gord (Peter Keleghan), and adventures with the mostly-deaf explosives expert, Edgar K. B. Montrose (Graham Greene). The season culminates in the hair-raising episode "No Duct Tape," which is about the panic that sets in when the lodge runs out of the ubiquitous stuff. --Tom Keogh
The Red Green Show - 1999 Season
from Acorn Media
Studio: Acorn Media Release Date: 02/26/2008 Run time: 385 minutes Rating: Nr
The Red Green Show: 1999 Season finds affable handyman Red Green (Steve Smith) still enthusiastic about helping men everywhere get a grip on all aspects of their lives. "Remember, if you're not handsome, at least be handy," remains Green's mantra for the average guy, though what that means exactly to him continues to defy all reason. In the 16 episodes included in this box set, Green takes the time to show the fellows watching at home how to install tractor wheels on a sedan in order to raise it high enough to mount a boat. (Why? Because it's hard to keep a boat strapped to the roof of a car with duct tape.) Elsewhere, in other segments, Green demonstrates the advantages of a snowball-pitching machine (a good way to get revenge on teens pelting one's windshield with snow); attaches canoe paddles to oversized wheels in order to make his van amphibious; and demonstrates how heavy oil drums used in place of tires can mash a whole lot of apples into a kind of pavement substitute. He also tips male viewers about using old socks as a tool belt, repurposing broken hedge clippers as windshield wipers (capable of shredding unwanted pamphlets left on a car window), and proves that one can build an ice-skating rink that doesn't require one to wake.
Fortunately, Red Green is just as enthusiastic about other things in a man's life, such as love (in one episode, he encourages men to take a good, hard look at their naked selves in the mirror before exiting a relationship to re-entering dating) and self-improvement (trying to become a kinder, gentler friend to Possum Lodge mates who trash his car). As always, Red's Lodge buddies, such as Dalton (Bob Bainborough) and Mike Hamar (Wayne Robson), are there to keep things at a fever pitch (Dalton discovers a mummy and fears it will reawaken, while Mike, the friendly career criminal, explains how he doesn't blame either his mother or "any of" his dads for his problems). Elsewhere, beloved character Harold (Patrick McKenna), Green's nephew, has gone to work for a big business in the big city, and soon regrets inviting Green to visit him at the office. (Green attempts to steal a few things while there). One of the highlights of the season is listening to Red guide men on what to do when their wives ask if they (the women) look old. His solution? Be concomittal. ("You look good to me honey.")--Tom Keogh
The Red Green Show - 1998 Season
by William G. Eliott
from ACORN MEDIA
Studio: Acorn Media Release Date: 05/15/2007 Run time: 350 minutes Rating: Nr
In its eighth year, the Canadian comedy series carries on its absurdist brand of rustic humor in The Red Green Show: 1998 Season. As always, the Possum Lodge's indefatigable handyman, Red Green (Steve Smith), proves a never-ending fount of ideas about turning junkyard debris into modern conveniences and applying a bit of know-how to applications of duct tape on anything and everything. 1998 Season gets off to a scary start with the prospect of Red's nebbish nephew Harold (Patrick McKenna) leaving the show to attend college, which might be true or might be a ploy to earn Red's respect and attention. (The pre-credits teaser is one of the series' best: Red offering a suggestion about how to keep birds from crashing into one's picture window.) "House Moving" is literally that, an episode about moving an old building by balancing it on pick-up trucks. Guest star Graham Greene (Dances With Wolves) is around in a show in which Red demonstrates how to turn a car into a backhoe. "College Life" raises the prospect of Harold going off to school again, this time sharing an apartment with three girls, a situation for which he is less than prepared. In "Free Apricots," a tractor-trailer flips and provides Red and his chums with a large supply of the fruit; meanwhile, Red invents a car jack that goes really, really high. The very funny "Town Services Contract" finds the Possum Lodge boys receiving a contract for towing, snow-plowing, and ambulance services to Possum Lake. One of the best episodes of the season, "Mad About You," concerns Harold attempting to teach Red about anger management, an effort that goes hilariously awry. --Tom Keogh
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